MISSING RECORDINGS

Updated 8/3/06
We once had these files but they no longer work. :( 
If anyone has the following in wav or mp3 format, please
email cara@pfenix.net.

Razputin Quotes:

"Aw man!"
"Run! No wait, come back! Better you than me, bunny."
"Eh-eh-eh-eh..."
"No.."
"I am making a pie."
"I am on the road crew. This is my stop sign."
"TV..."
"...because you're such a big pain in my butt!"
"Sorry, I don't drink. Before noon, I mean."
"It's fake. I'm worried the other assassins are gonna..."
"Bobby Ziltch? I didn't know you had a brain!..."
"...Trust me, I know how to take care of this ugly little pile of..."
"Shut up shut up shut UP!"
"I am a grieving widow."

Dogen Quotes:

"Mmkay."
"I keep blowing up."

Bobby Quotes:

"Eh-eh-eh-eh..."
"I'm not stupid! You're stupid!..."
"End of the line, suckah!"
"What's that supposed to mean?...."

Coach Oleander Quotes:

"You! Navy Boy! Chicken of the Sea.... c'mon, let's go!"
"You're like molasses going uphill in January...with crutches!"
"Who's Coach's little piggy?"
"Did Washington have a chute when he crossed the Delaware?"

Crispin Quotes:

"Greetings, Dr. Loboto."
"Poor bastard."
"...I am the orderly, and I run a quiet, peaceful insane asylum..."
"[laughing]"
"Oh shut up, you loon."
"Whatever."

Fred Quotes:

"Don't leave me alone in here!"
"That's okay, I"m used to getting beat."
"I may be dumb but I'm in charge!"
"We're not just an army, we're a family, and today...."
"The battle can't be won! We're gonna lose it!"
"Run over there and poke that guy with your gun kinfe thing!"
"You ready to blow this posicle stand?"
"You'll have to excuse me. I'm busy losing a battle."
"Stop dying! Get up and stop dying!"
"...Please raise your hands, unless you're dead."

Dr. Loboto Quotes:

"The good news is your insurance is going to cover..."
"Oh, okay."
"...Tell me if you think this smells like YOUR DOOM!"
"...Or Mr. Pokeylope becomes Mr. Smokeylope!"
"Worthless! These brains are worthless, Sheegor...."

Napoleon Quotes:

"... and there is cheese back in the tent!"
"You are a stinking disgrace to your family, stinker!"

Sheegor Quotes:

"Stop it stop it stop it....!"
"You leave Mr. Pokeylope alone!"

Sam Quotes:

"That's right, baby. Daddy's here, everything's gonna be alright."

Linda Quotes:

"Mr...Pokeylope?"
"Uh, yeah...I've put on a little weight."

Lili Quotes

"When are you going to shut up and kiss me?"
"Pfft... you hit like a boy."

Boyd Quotes:

"You guys wanna split a cab?"
"...Milk is a drink best served cold."
"The milkman has completed his route."
"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!" 
"I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."
"It's fortified with what the world wants...." 
"There's something in the fridge that might help you...." 
"People gotta have their milk!" 
"Mummified remains of Abraham Lincoln!" 
"Well he's not in the graveyard, so that's the first place...." 
"If you see the lady tossing her cookies, run away." 
"Spontaneous combustion! From the government LSD tests!" 
"Because they think we'll think we know they know we know...."

Elton Quotes:

"Oh! Me sir! I'd like to chicken out please!"

G-Men Quotes:

"I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me...." 
"Look at that woman's breasts. They are large." 
"Gross. What a terrible job that must be. I would never...." 
"The dead people are underground and I have brought...." 
"Plants need to have water poured on them because...." 
"Over time, my husband will desire me less sexually...." 
"Oh my God, why do I have a gun in my hand? I hope...." 
"You are a cold-blooded killer. But it takes all kinds...." 
"I can listen to any phone conversation I want but do not...." 
"I like to shoot people." 
"The sewers are not safe for civilians and they smell very bad." 
"When my husband drinks excessively, I may threaten...."
"I hope you are not trying to steal my husband. Tramp."

Rainbow Squirt Quotes:

"That's nice...creep."
"Aah! Creepy man!"

Multiple Character Quotes:

Raz arrives at camp.
Raz sees through the helicopter pilot's eyes.

BONUS POINTS (not really) FOR:

Milla Vodello quotes of any sort. :)